8:58

So while I changed beckham I was distracted for about 30 seconds. It was a standard diaper and clothing change...quick quick quick.

I come back 30 seconds later to a peanut butter covered toddler.
A peanut butter covered toddler room.
30 seconds 30 seconds.

At least it's not poop today right.
Sigh. Audrey your spice is overwhelming me today

8:02

I keep going by Audrey's door.
Making sure she's asleep
Making sure I can get her to the potty before any mayhem with her diaper and 'bm' occur.

I could honestly cry. How does one person think of all these things.

Most nights I go to bed laughing because she is a monkey. Last night I went to bed defeated. I have no idea how to 'win'

I let her sleep in my bed with me last night. It was so sweet glancing over at her and how peaceful she is when she sleeps...not quiet that innocent when she wakes up haha

Those days

The third day your toddler had taken her diaper off and gotten poop everywhere

The day where she put some poop in her play dishes and 'cooked with it' in her kitchen

The day where you duct tape her diaper on and she still takes it off

The day when she wakes her brother up from naptime.

The day when you feel like you need some alone time

That awkward moment

That awkward moment
When you go in a store
Toddler on your back in an ergo to keep her from smashing tile in the store
Baby on your front...because he's a baby and must be carried...

Toddler pokes baby's eye
Baby is crying
Toddler is bored
Toddler is crying

Squirm squirm squirm they squirm...
Yank yank yank

You walk out and realize your WHOLE neon purple lace bra is hanging out of your tank top. So much so that your tank top is under youre boobs. after all the mayhem...and you where just in the store for 45 mins with only men.

Sigh. One of those days. Shoulda worn a bra that at least matched my tank

When life gets you down

Renos are kicking my butt
But when life gets me down I look at my dry wall covered family and smile.

1 more month
I can do it right?

Diaper FIASCO

I had company over...
Just as my company arrived...
Audrey took her poop to the brim diaper off and smeared it all over herself and her room. Sigh. Everywhere. Barf. There are no words. Mostly just tears from laughing so hard! Ha ha

Clean it mommy

Ok, so with Brent working 16 hour days everyday I have slacked of a smidgent. it completely stresses Audrey out. Audrey needs a spotless house. If anything is a mess she tells me, she then asks to clean it, if I say she can't then she begs me to clean it...
What two year old does this?
The picture below is a picture of her pointing out some crumbs on the couch and asking...
'mommy you cleannnn it'