'Mommy you wipe my bum'

Every stinking day.

6:45am

A little naked bum appears on my side of the bed.

Sometimes he's bent over grabbing his ankles perhaps anticipating I'm ready to wipe his bum from bed...that would never happen. Either way I wake up with a bum in my face...a poopy bum.

Other days when I don't wake up fast enough he heads to our ensuite and leans against the shower and chants 'wipe my bum, wipe my bum wipe my bum'

I seriously can't help but laugh.

When he is quiet enough to not wake daddy with his chants I try and quietly whisper ask daddy. Sometimes I get away with it. Sometimes I think I just married a wonderful man and he lets me get away with it.

Beckham says

'Daddy, I don't want to go to school I just want to work with you always'

Bedroom redo-another volume.

We got the bedding in the mail today!!! 

Still a few more steps to all come together!

Audrey says

'My favourite part of preschool is snack time I'm so hungry' 

Brent's Christmas gift to me <3

Scary moments

When you're in the basement and you hear 'pitter patter' while you're cleaning. Then you hear the fridge open. Then silence. You just keep cleaning. Audrey's been pretty good about just helping herself to oranges etc. I didn't think anything of it...

She had diced a whole apple. To my horror. Those little fingers. That sharp knife. Oh my lanta. 

We had a long talk.

She now knows knives are only for mommies and daddies 

Why Beckham couldn't sleep

'Mommy, I can't sleep because I had to poop this big'

*See below picture*