We took the kids to bike to the park this evening. It was a 'trial run' two kids on a bike sort of deal. I needed to evaluate if it would be safe for me to take them solo on their bikes to preschool. It was a lil hairy at times-the jury is still out on if it is safe or not.
I walked back with beckham and Brent walked back with Audrey.
Our chats went like this
'You like my caterpillar mommy?' (He is saying this while riding his bike, while holding a caterpillar)
'Ya bud he's super cool'
'You wanna hold it mommy?'
'Thats ok, I'm good I'll just look at him from here'
'Mommy POOP! POOP mommy'
*since he's not quite 3 I assumed the worse...maybe a sneak attack diarhea fart!*
'Do you have to poop?'
'Mommy the caterpillar is pooping!!!!!'
***laughter***
'Mommy does it have a bum'
'Eveeything living has a bum bud'
'Does it fart?'
*snicker snicker laughter*
'Maybe it does, maybe just a quite one'
'Does it's fart stick?'
'They might stink but maybe you have to be really close to smell it'
**beckham puts nose to caterpillar**
'Ewwwww it farted'
Laughter laughter laughter