Conversations with B

We took the kids to bike to the park this evening. It was a 'trial run' two kids on a bike sort of deal. I needed to evaluate if it would be safe for me to take them solo on their bikes to preschool. It was a lil hairy at times-the jury is still out on if it is safe or not. 

I walked back with beckham and Brent walked back with Audrey. 

Our chats went like this

'You like my caterpillar mommy?' (He is saying this while riding his bike, while holding a caterpillar)

'Ya bud he's super cool'

'You wanna hold it mommy?'

'Thats ok, I'm good I'll just look at him from here'

'Mommy POOP! POOP mommy'

*since he's not quite 3 I assumed the worse...maybe a sneak attack diarhea fart!*

'Do you have to poop?'

'Mommy the caterpillar is pooping!!!!!'

***laughter***

'Mommy does it have a bum'

'Eveeything living has a bum bud'

'Does it fart?'

*snicker snicker laughter*

'Maybe it does, maybe just a quite one'

'Does it's fart stick?'

'They might stink but maybe you have to be really close to smell it'

**beckham puts nose to caterpillar**

'Ewwwww it farted'

Laughter laughter laughter

Life with boys.