Cornstarch

Just as we were on the uphill climb
A contractor called
Mommy was distracted and in the room...for two minutes

Beckham had a red bum.
I have been putting cornstarch on it.
Audrey saw.
When I was distracted...
Cornstarch hurricane...we call that hurricane Audrey

This is why renos and babies are crazy!

I'm laughing and crying in my bed.
Sigh. One day when she's old I'll go to her house and cover her in some cornstarch haha ;)