Job description

I didn't know it but here It is...

Professional bum wiper
Professional mommy nurse
Professional crayon artist
Professional pinterest craft for kids mama
Professional disciplinarian
Professional mediator between my two
Professional mess cleaner
Professional chaos manager
Professional potty trainer
Professional chef
Professional 'lousy' maid
Professional bottle maker
Professional Nanny
Professional Chauffeur
Professional assistant to the husband
Professional baker
Professional boo boo kisser
Professional baby holder...one on each
Professional deal finder
Professional budget keeper
Professional vacation planner
Professional organizer of events
Professional child/baby educator
Professional laundry do'er (barf)


Not so professional

Project manager
General contractor
Interior designer
General Designer
Errand girl
Budget enforcer
Trade hirer
Trade organizer
Trade 'hurry up'er '


Esl
Mom
Chauffeur
Lunch maker
Food enforcer (serious my boys are going to starve)
Chore trainer (that's right I give them great desserts when they do the dishes)

I'm laying in bed laughing.
I need a vacation.
Or at least a 3 day stretch without laughable mayhem :)