Sunday, June 20, 2010

Fathers Day Poems/Fathers Day

10 New Dad Moments

1- changing your first poopy diaper and not knowing to hold Audrey's feet and poop going everywere.

2- holding Audrey's hand while she's crying in the car and having her calm down just from the comfort of her daddy's touch.

3- learning how to hold a baby without being scared and nervous...becomming confident in holding Audrey and how natural it came to you.

4- picking out what Sunday dress your daughter wears to church each week.

5- learning how to survive and live happily with a lot less sleep

6- during audrey's newborn pictures getting pooped, peed and puked on.

7- learning how to dress a baby. Were and how to snap snaps and squeeze squirming body parts into holes as well as color coordinate.

8- dealing with coming from a extreme blue testosterone world and entering gracefully into a pink world filled with estrogen.

9- proudly introducing Audrey to everyone you know.

10- learning how to have a conversation casually in a relaxed demeanor while our doll screams at the top of her lungs.





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Thank you for your support
Thank you for your love
Thank you for your gentle touch
Thank you for your strong shoulders
Thank you for sweet eyes
Thank you for being such a great daddy
Thank you for loving me
Thank you for how you love Audrey
Thank you for being honorable
Thank you for being respectable
....you are the perfect dad
....you are the perfect man
So blessed to have you as my husband and the father of our child.
We love, respect and admire you.


Xoxox-from the two ladies in your life!
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Brand New Dad
It’s time for happy Father’s Day
And you’re a brand new dad.
You have to get adjusted
As it’s not a passing fad.
It’s time for dirty diapers,
Messy meals and noisy nights.
But also gurgling giggling fun
And smiley, happy sights.
So, welcome now, to fatherhood.
It’s yours, the good and bad.
And I am downright certain
That you’ll be one perfect dad!

by Denise Rodgers
Copyright© Denise Rodgers
All Rights Reserved
Photo by Denise Rodgers


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Baby Poop Diaper poem: Parental Promise

by S. Goodwin


© Yanik Chauvin - Fotolia.com All rights reserved.

Parental Promise


Little baby with poopy pants,
You've put a damper on my romance,
Before your birth, I was Casanova,
With nary a thought on developed ova,
Now Mom won't wear her sexy lace,
Practical cotton has taken it's place,
I, too, am tired from midnight feedings,
I have no energy for impassioned pleadings,
So I will simply go to bed,
"Good night, I love you", is all that's said.
I dream my dream of passed nights wild,
And swear you'll be my only child!












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